Santa Snowman And A Burro Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest

The front of this ugly Christmas sweater vest has a crochet snowman, a crochet Santa that looks like he was drawn by NatalieDee (complete with pink color bleed on his face), some crochet snowflakes that used to be white and are now pink, a house drawn by someone unfamiliar with the concept of perspective, a teddy bear, a Christmas stocking, and a rocking… donkey?  Yes, it looks like that is indeed an ass on the front of this vest.  Bonus burro on the back.  (see below for condition notes)